Thursday, August 29, 2013

~*Billy-Ray Cyrus talks about THAT performance*~

Billy Ray Cyrus defended his daughter Miley's slightly
less than elegant performance on the VMA's last Sunday night
saying  “She's still my little girl and I'm still her dad 
regardless how this circus we call show business plays out. 
I love her unconditionally and that will never change."


OK, Dad.

~*♥*~

Sunday, August 25, 2013

D'AAAAWWWW ♥


 - On his Mother in Law's talk show 
while professing his love for her daughter.

If you ask me, that's a pretty perfect way
to introduce your baby to the world.
No fanfare. No magazine cover.
Just a simple family photo.

Thank you, Kanye.
We really have been dying to meet her.

This is one lovely little lady.
Oh, those cheeks! ♥

~*♥*~



Thursday, August 22, 2013

~*Richie Sambora Fired from Bon Jovi Tour*~

According to recent reports, Bon Jovi guitarist Richie Sambora 
has been fired from the band's latest tour - because of money.

Sambora, who has been with the band for 30 years, 
earns $2 million a month plus 20 percent of the profits while on tour.
After taxes, Heather, and the bar tab -
that's probably still a pretty decent chunk of change.

Well, apparently it's just a little too decent for someone's blood -
(because it's not like he's a legend in the making or anything).
So, Richie Sambora, iconic lead guitarist of one of the biggest bands in rock
has been replaced - with a session guitarist.

Yep, you read that correctly.

Fans hoping to see Sambora perform during Bon Jovi's current tour
will instead have to settle for guitarist  Philip "Phil X" Xenidis 
(aka 'who the hell is that guy?').
Xenidis will replace the rock icon for $10,000 a month, and no tour profits -
leaving lots of extra benjamins for the band's 3 remaining original members.

No one will even notice. Right, guys?

In other news:
 Journey fires Steve Perry-
band goes down in flames.


~*♥*~

Thursday, June 27, 2013

We're Gangs and Terrorists Now?





What's next, Congressman? Legalized public burnings?
Don't forget to include those special
Saturday matinees for the kids.


Asshole.

~*♥*~



Friday, June 21, 2013

Look on the bright side, Skyler . . .

If your new sibling is a girl - you'll finally get to be a boy!


If it's a little brother?
Well, at least he'll have someone to explain to him 
What the hell is going on over there.

Good luck.


~*♥*~

They Named Her What?!?



If they continue down this road their fourth child is going to 
grow up thinking his parents have a speech impediment.

"Heeere little West West"

*sigh* I was really hoping for Kaidence

~*♥*~