So, America's Got Talent held their youtube auditions last night - when voters choose their favorite undiscovered video stars who just need that one opportunity to make it to the big stage where their amazing talent will blow us all away and life will turn into a huge disgusting dream come true just like it did for Justin Beiber!
Well, that's the theory, anyway.
What we got - out of the billion or so videos of actual talent that voters had to choose from - was this guy.
Dude, the 80's called - and they're threatening litigation if you keep representing like this . . .