OK, wait. I just have to say this out loud. There's a badminton scandal at the Olympics. Yes, you heard me correctly, a badminton scandal. Apparently, several players were caught cheating at the easiest "stand-around-in-the backyard-wasting-time-hitting-the-little-birdie-until-the-barbecue-is-ready" sport in history by trying to lose matches in order to face easier opponents.
How friggin' lazy do you gotta be . . .
I need to go beat my head against the wall for a minute.